Sorry guys. Just joking. I've just always wanted a post with that name. What I really wanted to tell you is about messages. Beatrice and I, being the geniuses we are, came up with some perty cool leave your message after the beep stuffs. Here it goes:
1. Get off the coffee table Edd... beep.
-That'll get 'em.
2. NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!.... beep.
-Be sure to say the exclamation points.
3. An absurdly long conversation with the person who hasn't yet left a message on how you want them to leave a message in a German accent.
- Or you can always go with a Korean-born, English second language, British accent. See how that goes.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Beatrice Sampson: My Bed is Sunburned
I cleaned my room today and I realized that the sheets on my bed are faded. Like really faded. The culprit, my windows. My windows are always open and that lets the sun in, giving my bed a nice tan.
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